In 2007, Exxon Mobil Corp. posted the largest yearly profit by a U.S. company in the country's history.

I will tell you this, I am not an investor in Exxon Mobile, but DAMN! Those guys know how to make the thing that gets you the bling. $40.6 Billion in profit? Halliburton would have to take over like 10 countries to do that.

 Wham, bam, thank you Saddam! On Friday, Irving-based Exxon Mobil showed a yearly profit of $40.6 billion, numbers largely derived from soaring crude oil prices. The previous yearly record for a publicly traded U.S. company was set in 2005 by Exxon Mobile, when it posted a $39.5 billion profit.

These guys are like the New England Patroits, they just keep winning.

No one could forcast, after posting that record in '05 they would come back and trounce it in '07.

Even though I spent $50 for half a tank of gas today, I can't help but root for these guys.

Who wouldn't? They are record setters.

Who doesn't root for the woman with the world's longest fingernails, or the world's fattest man? In America, we root for winners. Even if they fleece us.

Who wasn't rooting for Kenneth Lay? Or Jeffrey Skilling? You all know you were.

Don't tell me you want to watch a NASCAR race where they have to recharge their car at a pit stop. Us real Americans prefer an elaborate pit stop where, if the right sequence of events came together, the whole car could catch on fire,explode and kill someone.

Big oil, big tits, big asses, you know you like it! I know I do!

Pancaque OUT!