
Meet tweaky McGee. He will tint down your windows for cheap. The only problem is that he is tweaking so ridiculous that he looks like a palsy patient. His habit is demanding he do bumps of tweak out of his shit-box van about every 45 to 50 minutes. He is wearing the same clothes he did yesterday when he did the convertible.
Scottsdale's Bill Heard Chevrolet dealership was shut down the 12th of this month. It is now set to re-opening under a new management team. This comes as quite a shock as the odds of this dealership EVER re-opening seemed insurmountable, even less likey in the short ten day time frame.
North Phoenix resident Bob Scazinski has opted to spend his recently received $ 600 IRS stimulus check on beer, cigarettes and tennis equipment. "I heard a shreik from outside my house...when I looked out the window I saw Bob at his mailbox howling towards the sky...there were beer cans everywhere!"
The editors of SoCoolAZ.com would like to take a time out. Look at our world today...war, genocide, greed, corporate cannabalism. Kick back, smoke 'em if ya got 'em. What can we do induvidual to help make this world a better place? Come up with anything? Put it into play. Happy 420, SoCoolAZ.com
Local resident Bob Scazinski says, “The economy is rough…I’ve had to resort to drinking the Natural Light.”
