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Democrats Court Superdelegates to Win Primary

Published 05/06/2008 - 12:51 a.m. GMT
Superdelegates await their opportunity to vote for the DNC candiate
The Bat-signal was visible in the sky across the cloudy Gotham night, a sign to notify Batman that the Clinton campaign was calling upon he and Robin's Superdelegate vote during this tightly contested Democratic primary race.
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Cinco De Mayo Sucks!

Published 05/05/2008 - 11:00 p.m. GMT
Arabs angry over Mexican holiday : Seek equal rights
This Mexican holiday...it sucks!   Do we Arab's have a day of Rhamadan?  Is 'Allah-day' scheduled when the weather is appealing to those of us who work a 9-5 and have disposable income?  Can we take a day off in order to get drunk on les frese migri and masterbate to virgins?  We welcome the day that the US government honors our heritage.
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SoCoolAZ.com Aquires TheHookNoseJew.com

Published 05/04/2008 - 1:21 p.m. GMT
SoCoolAZ.Com bags thehooknosejew.com
On the heels of a potential Microsoft/Yahoo merger, SoCoolAZ.com CEO Chips O'Toole has caused a splash of his own by aquiring thehooknosejew.com.   "We needed a spark. We also felt thehooknosejew.com was a sound investment and could add some racial diversity to SoCoolAZ.com," said O'Toole.
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East-coast Friend Annoyed by Friend Who Moved to West-Coast

Published 04/30/2008 - 4:16 a.m. GMT
St Paddy Day 2007, the good ole days when Ted lived in the same time zone
Michigan resident Kenny Perkins was heard complaing about ex-roommate Ted Stager's late-night drunk dials at Bridgeman, Michigan pub The Getaway Saloon.

"I know that he made a big move taking that job in Mesa, but I can't support him through these drunken dials at midnight!"
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Wesley Snipes Sentenced Three Years to Supermax Prison

Published 04/25/2008 - 5:30 a.m. GMT
Creature-of-the-Night Snipes prepares for 36 month stint in Colorado's Florence Prison
Wesley Snipes, the 45-year old comic actor made famous by films like Major League, Too Wong Fu Thanks for Everything and White Men Can't Jump was sentenced to 36 months in Florence Federal Correctional Complex, known as one of the hardest supermax prisons in the United States.  Judge cites riot fear of the vampire.
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April 20th, 2008 : Happy 420 America and the World

Published 04/20/2008 - 1:11 a.m. GMT
Smoke Kind or just be Kind
The editors of SoCoolAZ.com would like to take a time out.  Look at our world today...war, genocide, greed, corporate cannabalism.  Kick back, smoke 'em if ya got 'em.  What can we do induvidual to help make this world a better place?  Come up with anything?  Put it into play.  Happy 420,   SoCoolAZ.com
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Obama Channels Martin Luther King; Rev Wright Claims Holy Event

Published 04/04/2008 - 1:03 a.m. GMT
King's spirit tells Obama that the superdelegates will vote for him
In a bizarre early morning press conference, Presidential hopeful Barack Obama claims to have spoken with late civil rights leader Martin Luther King in a seance orchestrated by Obama's minister, Reverend Jeremiah Wright.  "Brother King informed me that I will be the next President of the United States of America and that this election will put to rest 400 years of civil unrest and that the superdelegates will cast their votes for Barack Obama," proclaimed a jubilant Obama.
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